Well, we all know a guy
Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy
Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy
Who knows a lot about coffee
We all know a stud
Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool
Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter
When he was 12
Yeah, we all know a guy
Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy
Who’s better when he’s stoned
We all know a guy
Who hugs your wife
Five seconds too long
Well, we all know a guy
Who’s starting a band
We all know a guy
Who’s missing a hand
We all know a guy
Who doesn’t work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza
We all know a guy
Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy
Who’s dick color
Doesn’t match his body
We all know a guy
Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy
With a pig as a pet
We all know a guy
Who knows a guy
Who says he knows Guy Fieri
And we all know a guy
With weird allergies
We all know a guy
Who sneezes in threes
So how come we don’t know
Who my real father is?