Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon
Contributed by Chris Durkin
Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.
Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?
Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you…
I was… if you could, tell me, if you… eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come,
If you come… a la carte, if you see the… I
Saw the breakfast menu and the,
And they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials
Today, and the the and… I’m watching my
Weight… diabetic,
With the low sodium… if you could broil… i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns…
I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce,
If that’s, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken,
Your chicken fried steak… the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
Waiter: I’ll come back when you’re ready.
Excited Southerner: Hoooo…