Man
what did I just see
Damn
that was a terrible movie
It had a slow start
I was falling asleep
Hurry up and get to the action
This plotline is so weak
Batman vs Superman
sounds like it’s the shit
sounds like it’s legit
but this movie can suck it
I’ve already signed all the contracts
warner brothers you screwed me
and all my Hollywood contacts
think my acting choices are crappy
Sad Affleck I know you are sad
I’m sad Affleck yo
This movie’s bad
I’m sad Affleck yo
So cry those tears Benny
sad Affleck your acting was rad
But this movie’s bad
I’m sad Affleck yo
So cry those tears Benny
I’ll never be as good as Keaton
I’ll never be greater than Bale
I’m a bit better than Clooney
They should lock Zack Snyder in jail
I should of directed it myself
I’ve got Academy Awards on my shelf
I would shoot it in Boston
It would be wicked and awesome
I would be Batman
And Matt Damon would be Robin
Nah I’m not going to do that
Come on Matt it would be wicked awesome
I’m never going to do another movie with you again
You’re weird
Sad Affleck I know you are sad
I’m sad Affleck yo
This movie’s bad
I’m sad Affleck yo
So cry those tears Benny
sad Affleck your acting was rad
But this movie’s bad
I’m sad Affleck yo
So cry those tears Benny