[Avril Lavigne:]
I’m a psycho pale germaphobe
don’t don’t don’t don’t touch me
The sun is burning me
I can’t stand sunlight
it’s been ten years since I’ve been outside
you can take a pic but don’t come near me
My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant
[Woman:]
Get this vampire away from me!
[Avril:]
Hey hey hey hey
I don’t need your judgement
the guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already
[Man #1:]
Your husband’s music sucks!
[Avril:]
I used to be punk rock
but now I’m trying to act J-Pop
my career’s dead someone help me
Hey hey hey hey
This video’s so bad
the lyrics are so sad
that Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature
dressed up like I am four
am I rocker or anime?
I am so c-c-confused!
[Skrillex:]
You stole my haircut and skin tone!
And my Dubstep style you ho
This song is a horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a post-it note
[Avril:]
This vid is so racist
made my dancers look cloned and brainless
cause they all look alike to me!
[Japanese dancer #2:]
Is this bitch serious?
[Avril:]
Paid them tons of money to stereotype their country
[All Japanese dancers:]
We bring dishonor to family
[Avril:]
Hey hey hey hey
[Man #2:]
Calm down Mrs. Lavigne
I don’t carry disease
you look extremely sickly
[Avril:]
Someone kill this guy dead
he just touch my forehead
get me disinfected right now please!
I-I-I I can’t breathe!
[Chef:]
Why are you moving like a cartoon?
[Avril:]
Because that’s what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this
[Chef:]
Get out of here you damn racist!
[Chad Kroeger:]
Avril, you must stop this!
everybody hates it
even more than they despise Nickelback!
[Avril:]
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop’s not hot
the way back to the top is rap
[Chad:]
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!
[Avril Lavigne:]
Avril on the track ho
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken so finger lickin’
[Chad Kroeger:]
This is gonna be huge with the urban market
[Shanna Malcolm:]
You two some dumb mothafuckas