(Adam Sandler):
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
(Man):
Mr. Gibson? I’m sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
Just wanted to say hello.
(Excited Southerner):
Well I… I can’t… believe… I’m in the… laser disc… Mr.Gibson… I… I
…I… such a… got to… I… Braveheart was… you… you’re… got your
Autograph… with a 8X10 gloss… your face was burnt though… Tina
Turner… singing a song to the… mama… mother… mother… loves you too… got
To… Bird On the Water… not such a good picture but… you made up for it with
The Mad Max… got a… mail… mail was very… got so much going… and the koala
Bears… got… I’m a big fan… Golden Globe awards… if maybe the people’s
Choice…
(Man):
Alright. That’s enough. I’m sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.